Mihir: Make more babies - in a tricky way ;)
Ethan: Anarcho-primitivism and Pandas
Noelle: Save the polar bears so we can poach them.
Miles: Charles Darwin, Pandas, and Chefs
Joyce: Climate change solves the water crisis and seasonal depression.
Ethan: Extinction Good
Marcello: Focus on growing economically to appease the gods.
Aaron: Kill all humans because humans suck.